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| Since Nicole's abandoned this Xanga, and I'm bored, I'm just gonna post
something random here, and we'll all be happy. Or not... Oh well, too
bad, neh? People need to be depressed less. I mean, come on! We're in a
wonderful world, because its got pizza, orange soda, and matches. Can't
get any better than that! (yeah yeah, I'm a pyro, big deal). And for
you weird people who aren't content with all this, and are still
depressed, the perfect cureall is to IM MXC87 and say "HI!!!!!!!!!!! My
name is ________ and I want some hot steamy _ _ _ !!!!". It should be
interesting. Otherwise, IM Milk and call her Modified Sweat, or even
better, go up to her in person, but then you'd better be prepared to
get the hell outta there. Anyways, if that still doesn't work, and
you're still depressed, pick up the phone, order 15 large pizzas with
Jalapeno, Pineapple, Pepperoni, and Chicken, have it sent to someone's
house (don't tell them about it ahead of time) (preferable Angie's
house) and then invite a lot of people, and also have them go to the
given person's house, and have a PARTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and
buy some pai.
If that doesn't work, then you're a lost cause. But in the mean time, remember this:
The Rules (by Her)
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6.
If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant
misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
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| aight. im so tired. wuhan. byebye. if u want to know what i did, ask annie, mark, or tony. OMG. o and ask mark about "hard cold balls"... lolol. | | |
| so mark.... meg is it? is she pretty? is she smart? is she stuy like? is she boring? is she tall? is she ur type? is she interesting? is she interested in u? what's her favorite color? what's her sn? does she have a bf? is she HOTT!? hahjahaha... sry mark.... im just tired and ill..... in shanghai that's not a good thing.... WAIT
MEG?!?!!? FROM INDIANA??? CHRISTINE'S FRIEND!?! I KNOW HER!!!! U LITTLE! GAHHH SHE'S GOT A BF!!! DON'T GO FLIRTING WITH A TAKEN GIRL!!! GAH! THINK OF IT THIS WAY. IF YOU WERE A GIRL AND WENT FLIRTING WITH TONY, I'D WRING UR NECK AND HANG YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN... *breath* imagine how julian feels!!! lol, jk.... lol. i trust ur judgement on when to stop... lol
anyhow, im out... i have a few emails to respond too *winks* lol. love you all. | | |
| grrr.... I FINALLY£ç£å£ô¡¡£ô£ï¡¡£á¡¡£ä£á£í£î£å£ä¡¡£ã£ï£í£ð£õ£ô£å£ò£¬¡¡£á£î£ä¡¡£ù£ï£õ¡¡£ë£î£ï£÷¡¡£è£ï£÷¡¡£é£ô¡¡£ô£ù£ð£å£ó£¿£¿£¿¡¡£Ì£É£Ë£Å THIS!!!! wahhhhh.... ok.... nvm. it's working now... Im trying to get aim to work, but its not. so gah... ill keep trying..... o well. *sighs* too bad for me. sigh. all we do in china is buy crap and argue over prices with the sales people. My cousin 66 (it's a nickname, just don't ask) and his dad are coming to pick us up in Wuhan on the 22nd. Btw, it's 6:47 am in Shanghai on the.... 18th? yea. so GAHHHHHH. aight. if tony's reading this.... *glares at him because is very angry at him........ ..... .....¡° ÌØÈÈΪÄã¡£ | | |
| HIHIHI!!! GUESS WHAT!!! ... ... ... *nicole waits for people to guess* ... ... ... NOPE!! (lol)... ... ... ... ... *nicole says in her southern accent* We Louisiana women bake mighty fine pastries... *slaps self* Aight, maybe not... ANYHOW. I GET MY BRACES OFF NEXT THURSDAY!!! *does the tao^2 happy dance and screams* lol!! DUDE!!! Here is my weird list of all the weird actions I can do or say together!!! sit tight!
1.) *nicole says in her southern accent*
2.) *nicole says in her cheerleader voice*
3.) *nicole says in her british voice*
4.) *nicole says using her "I Chinise" voice* (No offense to anyone!! My mom asked me to! It wasn't my fault!!*
5.) *nicole says while running on the treadmill*
6.) *nicole says in her "I'm answering the telephone" voice*
7.) *nicole says in her "I'm an American. I don't HAVE to care" voice*
8.) *nicole does the tao tao happy dance*
9.) *nicole says in her opera singing voice*
10.) *nicole does the bouncy thing*
11.) *nicole hops up and down*
12.) *nicole goes and talks to a dog*
13.) *nicole can't spell*
14.) *nicole says in her sophisticated parent voice*
15.) *nicole tries to stuff food down someone's throat to avoid eating* (lol. jk)
16.) *nicole thinks this is utterly dumb and weird and is doing this because she has nothing better to do*
17.) *nicole laughs like a dying rat* (MARQUIS!!!)
18.) *nicole laughs like a chicken in the process of laying an egg* (MOM!!!!)
19.) *nicole laughs like a worm* (David, worms don't laugh... or maybe they do...)
20.) *nicole laughs like an opera singer trying to snort something* (hmm... just thought of that one...)
21.) *nicole is tired*
22.) *nicole is high on OJ*
23.) OJ SIMPSON!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Oh God, I'm SO SO SO sorry!!!)
24.) *faints*
25.) *dies*
26.) *sits up and waves HI*
27.) *cries*
28.) *tear tear sob sob*
30.) *smiles*
O God, I am so high off of orange juice (Ha. calcium fortified milk. i mean. orange juice. MAN!!! MARQUIS YOU'RE GONNA GET PULMITED!!! ... is that even a word??) *sighs* well, talk to me later, k? I need SLEEP.... love you all. *nicole* | | |
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